Today, I'm remembering the good ole days of novelty drinks, talking sticks, and sugary Australian snacks.
Orbitz- a magical lava lamp that you drink. Who doesn't want to be fraught with floating gelatinous particles when they're trying to quench their thirst with a ice cold beverage? I remember nothing about how this drink tasted. Only that it was magic.
Y'ALL. Whatever happened to Dunkaroos? Why you gotta cramp my style and make me buy an unportioned, non-compartmentalized cookie and icing snack? There's no convenience in that.
I wonder if I tried to write to him, Stick Stickly, PO Box 963 New York City, New York State 10108 today, what would happen?
